Nite of de Iguana – Cecil Rajendra

Nite of de Iguana

Kuala Lumpur: The “heroin-filled condoms” doctors removed from the stomach of a man who claimed to have swallowed iguana eggs have been certified as iguana eggs. City anti-narcotics chief said the chemist’s report confirmed the three objects removed from S. Adinarayanan’s stomach were iguana eggs.

Doctors who had operated on him after he had complained of stomach pains found three oval-shaped objects which they thought were condoms stuffed with heroin and called the police.

— ‘The Star’

So one nite
my wife she tole me,
“Ayah, really lah
nowadays you tak guna.”
I say, “Wat you mean,
wat you mean, wassamatter?” Read more